If you think that's bad, you should hear dogboy over there. Since he's illiterate, his Watch has been reading off every single message, including whenever that matoba person leaves and rejoins.
Bribe? Not at all! This is a token of my friendship. An offering, if you'd prefer seeing it that way. That ours is smooth-sailing in this vast, wide sea.
> $1500 has been transferred to η«
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I don't know this man at all, so I'm afraid I can't help you. I can't imagine why he would grow tired of your way of speaking over these devices. The unending stream of words is like the soothing brush of wind over a field of flowers.
Seems like so many people here are still quite shy to come forward, in spite of the nature of our little resort. My friend here prefers to flirt over text, since it seems easier for him, so surely you can excuse us?
It makes the chase all sweeter, doesn't it? Though I'd rather not get on your bad side, my friend. Certainly you can't blame me for being hopeful for a little attention from you?
Is trying to make friends in this gilded cage such a crime? I've said this before. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. We have no reason not to come together, do we?
You don't make friends with a person by trying to give them money. I don't need it, and it will make me feel indebted to you, which I don't want. So keep it or send it to wildflower, as it seems they're eager to take advantage of your generosity.
The enemy of my enemy is someone I wouldn't trust at all. I'll start by meeting you in person before I make any further judgments.
Then how about dinner? Anywhere you would like. I will pay, and there's no need to feel indebt to me over it. I prefer to be generous to those who I want to be friends with.
Sure, sure. But this isn't my get together, you know? Topaz. β₯ It would be rude of me to steal the spotlight from my good friend... whatever his name was. sleuthy
You put too much faith in me! And you're absolutely right to do that. But wouldn't my very first loss ever be all sweeter after all my wins? Even I can't help but anticipate that sometimes.
( is this an analogy for wanting to die. maybe. maybe not! )
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